"i can’t figure out this problem"
teacher: use your head
Flamingos, Leipzig Zoo, Germany
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
did you read the post
1992 ♡ 2014Go Eun BiR.I.P
Two funny things
1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!
2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…